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i hate going to school and i love zoom it better then going to school
schools
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a shit hole that makes everyone want to die but expect us to skip down the hallway greeting everyone as we go past.
W:these schools be exhausting to be honest they dont care

D:for real!!
schools by Asslickers8272 September 24, 2022
Is that where MY money should be going?
Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."
Schools by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Schools in USA 

A shooting range
Pew pew pew is all you hear from schools in USA
Schools in USA by Theantivirgin January 21, 2021

schools in jordan 

schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(
so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"

Schools of War 

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth
Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple

schools will remain open 

This sentence is referred to as a meme as schools do everything to get youu to school.

tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open
fuck school. definniton above schools will remain open
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