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That guy down the hall in room 12 - he can't get online due to an ESOC error.
ESOC by Black Lightning 404 October 15, 2015
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esochology 

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".
When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.
esochology by esodoc August 18, 2009
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v-An elaborate and swift kick to the gooch.

n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.
"Dude, Jimmy got esocked last night. He almost went into a coma!"

Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall
Esock by Mr. Pennyapple March 5, 2011
Coolest motha fucka alive. Great in bed, very attractive, and funny. Esocks are musicaly and artisticly talented.
Wow that guy is such an Esock

I wish i was an Esock

Did you see Esock last night? No? Damn.
Esock by Sexy Beastman May 4, 2009

esockaaa 

olivia quillin the master of all fat boys
wow esockaaa does such a good job with those fat boys
esockaaa by esockaaa March 21, 2010

Esocuntic 

1. a cunt (either a vagina or a nasty person) that is only for the select few.
2. a cunt that is kept private or confidential.
1. Dave: "Did you know Emily has only slept with two guys?"
Bob: "Yeah. She's so esocuntic."

2. Patricia is so esocuntic she keeps her vagina under lock and key.
Esocuntic by Charles Dick-in July 31, 2011

Esochology 

Esochology is the study and practice of the Esoteric dimensions of the Whole Human Being. Esoteric means limited to a small group of individuals, it also refers to use of one's faculty of Intuition.
Esochology is most useful in helping a person discover the unknown reason he or she keeps doing something he or she does not want to do.
Esochology by esodoc August 18, 2023
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