Comprehension
Comprehension by admirer85 June 15, 2019
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Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome
ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013
Vegeta's Comprehension
Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.
Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Vegeta's Comprehension by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009
lack of comprehension
One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...
NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement
NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath
Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy
Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension
NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
lack of comprehension by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007
Alchemical Comprehension
Alchemical Comprehension by magicks February 14, 2012
constipation comprehension
Bro : Why were you taking so long in the bathroom dude
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
Dude : Sorry bro I was practicing some constipation comprehension
constipation comprehension by the booty up in 3D June 30, 2020
Antiquity comprehension
Hey do you follow antiquity comprehension?
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
-No, why?
- Dude you missing out, he's posting great educational videos!
Antiquity comprehension by Officer piggy wiggy August 12, 2021
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