esochology 

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

esochology by esodoc August 18, 2009

Esochology 

Esochology is the study and practice of the Esoteric dimensions of the Whole Human Being. Esoteric means limited to a small group of individuals, it also refers to use of one's faculty of Intuition.

Esochology is most useful in helping a person discover the unknown reason he or she keeps doing something he or she does not want to do.

Esochology by esodoc August 18, 2023

emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.

"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"

emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

Emothology

The Study of Emos and Emo People and the many reasons why they act the way they do.

"Ahh man, I have a big test in emothology today. It's on the reasons for cutting themselves. "

Emothology by Spensedog April 2, 2008

emothology

The art of a person to study being a 'Dirty Slashing, Piece Of Crap Emo', who listens regularly to My Chemical Romance and worships Hawthorne Heights. While also self-harming and wirting poems on death and their crap lives.

Afro: Hey Simon what you doing today?
Simon: Studying emothology, slashing my wrist's and crying in the corner, listening to Hawthorne Heights, while questioning my existence.
Afro: Sounds fun....

emothology by Afroman Myles February 8, 2007