Dysotex

the feeling of being Overwhelmed by the world while listening to Techno or Trance Music.

OR

chaotic to only the person experiencing a situation.

You may be fine, but I'm in dysotex.

OR

Everyone thinks I'm fine, but I'm actually really dysotex.

by booze101 May 5, 2009

Dysotex

out of control

thats dysotex.

by pksface May 5, 2009

Dystextlia

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Dystextopsia

(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.

Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."

by Panchakarma March 3, 2011

dystextlia

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

by dicksy chick May 23, 2008