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Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.
"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."
texted by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!
"I texted you because you text me."
texted by kenji hoe January 5, 2010
The past tense for the verb "text" message.
Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
texted by Jfender24 March 24, 2008
The past tense for the verb "text" message.
Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
texted by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Texted Vexed 

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.
I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.
Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

Texted-out 

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.
John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.
Texted-out by texkeith November 21, 2009

texted out 

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about
P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out
texted out by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008
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