dystextlexia 

When texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction - a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone's internal dictionary.

lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.
when you mean lets meet for a pint.

I enjoyed our neck the other night .....
I enjoyed our meal the other night

Your nun is really hot .......or
Your mum is really hot

dystextlexia by Thimon May 7, 2008

Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextlia 

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

dystechlexia

The inability for technically capable people to learn from manuals, while being perfectly capable of learning by watching someone do something or by being walked through it.

From the prefix "dys", meaning 'bad' or 'ill'; "tech" as a short form of 'technology'; "lex" either from 'lex' meaning rule or law, or 'lexis' meaning the totality of words and their combinations in a language; and 'ia' as the connective suffix. Not to be confused with techlexia. Derived in part from "dyslexia"

She is capable of learning how to operate the machine perfectly by watching someone else use it, but her dystechlexia keeps her from learning from a written manual.

dystechlexia by Word Taster May 14, 2009