Dystextlic

When, try as you might, you just can't type words correctly, often misplacing letters.

"Dude, I was talking to Sarah online and couldn't get my words out, I'm so dystextlic."

Dystextlic by S.A. Lucke February 25, 2008

Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia 

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

dystextia by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

dystextlia 

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014

Distextlia 

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

Distextlia by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

dystextia 

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

Michael: waht yu duin latur?
Haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons

dystextia by Sonny Daze May 22, 2011