Dystextic 

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

Dystextic by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Dyslexic Agnostic by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dyslexic penis syndrome 

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

dyslexic penis syndrome by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Dyslexic 

A learning disability or processing disorder which causes a person to not be able to recognize words that are misspelled as easily as a person who does not have it. Also people with dyslexia commonly have difficulty reading changing words around and adding them in where they aren’t. People with dyslexia are by no means stupid, in fact sometimes they are much smarter or more creative since a different part of their brain is more developed than the part that deals with language. People recently have started using dyslexia as an insult or otherwise just to justify things they've done backwards or words they’ve misspelled, but it is an actual disorder that many people have.

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in second grade when my teachers noticed my odd reading habits and inability to recognize the difference between the letters b and d when I spelled things.

We knew to test my brother for dyslexia in pre-k when he spelled his name completely backwards, nhoj, on a homework assignment.

Dyslexic by Hart May 7, 2005

Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

Dyslexicly proportional by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012

rhythmically dyslexic 

Unable to dance.

"Hey, wanna dance?"
"No, I'm rhythmically dyslexic."

rhythmically dyslexic by pseudonym87 December 9, 2008