Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextlia 

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

Dysexlia 

Wehn yu kant spel rihgt

Person 1: {Bruh} I think you got dysexlia.
Person 2: Waht?

Dysexlia by aaokg11 January 17, 2015

dystextia 

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

dystextia by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia 

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

Dystexia by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

Dysexlia 

A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.

Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.

Dysexlia by JOKEMEHARDER August 21, 2020