A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.
by SJC85 December 3, 2018
Get the Dystextlia mug.Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.
Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."
by dicksy chick May 23, 2008
Get the dystextlia mug.by aaokg11 January 17, 2015
Get the Dysexlia mug.Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010
Get the dystextia mug.A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.
Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia
Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia
Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.
by hosey93 May 1, 2011
Get the Dystexia mug.When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
by maurageous October 24, 2007
Get the Distextia mug.A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.
Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.
by JOKEMEHARDER August 21, 2020
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