doinkus 

(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.

Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.

doinkus by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010

doinkus 

someone extremely stupid, and an incredibly untrained mind set.

“hey babe, wanna make out?”
“no Jonas , i am your father. doinkus.”

doinkus by rosie from calliou February 17, 2021

doinkus 

a “doinkus” is a word made for mentally stupid people. like very incredibly ill.

“hey baby, wanna make out?”

“no, i am your father, doinkus.”

doinkus by rosie from calliou February 17, 2021

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

Donkus 

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

Dwinkus 

1. Remote Control for Television or radio or dvd or otherwise
2. Combination of dick and penis

"Where is the dwinkus?" Amy said while trying to change the channel.

"Suck my dwinkus!" Pearl

Dwinkus by dwinkussucker2014 February 20, 2011

Dinkus 

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

Dinkus by jake March 30, 2004