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(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.
Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010
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