drude 

Slayer of chuck norris

Chris: Hey wanna go to disney universe
Josh: We can't
Chris: why
Josh: Because i blew it up in my epic battle with chuck norris
Chris: wtf is that y your last name is drude

drude by TheDrude January 6, 2008

Drude 

A drude is a nude image a person sends while under the influence of alcohol; a drunk nude. Said nude image does not have to particularly have been taken while drunk.

Person 1: I fucked up
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I had too much to drink last night, I sent them a drude.

Drude by fccastor June 13, 2016

Drude 

When you go to a fast food "restaurant" (particularly Sub-way or Chipotle, generally restaurants that make your food in front of you) and decide to order and and the worker refuses to make any type of eye contact while making your lunch. Furthermore, he refuses to initiate any small talk and answers your own small talk with a mumbled "yes" resulting in an extremely awkward situation where both of you are simply staring off into randomness while your sandwich is in the toaster. Both of you start dreading the awkwardness and begin wishing for the timer to quickly turn on while sweating nervously. Afterwards, he rings you up still refusing to make any eye contact and mumbles the cost of your order just enough for you to understand the first number. You ask again for the cost and he STILL mumbles it where you can't hear him and you decide to just hand him a 20.

I just had a drude experience at the Sub-Way earlier, worst 5 minutes of my damn life.

Drude by briannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 26, 2018

Drude 

imiture and rude

isnt he so Drude

Drude by boblo987654321234567 August 24, 2016

Downgrade Dude 

The Guy that your Ex GF ends up with, that helps you fully understand your true value, and instantly validates what you already knew.... that you were always way too good for her.

You don’t dislike this guy, you love him from the second you see his completely absent, zero style....and his creepy, weathered, Opie like features. 90% of his wardrobe comes from either Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas. He dresses like he is, a Junior in high school, yet plays on a way too old man, weekend warrior, softball or OTL (on to losers) league.

His passion and fire in life....is beer, beach, beer, and bro’s. He might combine 2 of them and do something as riveting and spicy as.......Bass Fishing.

Also know as a Downgrade Bro, he has a bad flat bill surf hat, and way too worn, surf tank top, for every occasion. He sleeps in a hat, has sex in a hat, and showers in a hat. He is always making dumb goofy faces or stupid over exaggerated gestures in every pic. This helps off set the ugly, the age and sun weathering, and the severe lack of handsomeness and endowment. (Big lifted truck/small white dick)

Chaaaa brahhh is part of his everyday vocabulary, and being a beach burnout local is his true specialty and prideful talent. Most likely listens to a lot of really bad white boy reggae....(Iration, Dirty Heads, Rome)

1. Dude surfs up at the pier brahhhh, i saw your Ex’s, Downgrade Dude surfing the polluted turd break the other day brahhh! He looked older than her dad, it’s gross !!!

2. Hey are you still dating that one girl that never smiled, was super bitchy, and just read books in her room? (Person 2)......No my man, her lease was up. I Traded in and upgraded to a sleeker, sportier, sexier model, she went with a serious Downgrade Dude.

3. Can I trade in my Lamborghini for that Peugeot over there? Or my Ferrari for that Citron?.....this would best describe my Gf with me, or her choice of a Downgrade Dude.

Downgrade Dude by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 27, 2019

Dude you always do this shit 

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.

Dude you always do this shit by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020

Johnny C. Dude 

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

Johnny C. Dude by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021