Drouched 

Very thirsty, and dry. Combination of Parched and Dry.

I am drouched, can you get me a glass of water?

Drouched by Ruthie and Rivkah July 28, 2010

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

douched out on the ice by Telephony December 6, 2011

douched out 

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011

Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.

1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.

Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

DoucheDyke 

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.

DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"

DoucheDyke by robbindahood August 10, 2010

douchedom 

The realm of which douchebags/douches fall under.

Beth was supposed to meet me for lunch in the city. I took the train 45 minutes into the city but she blew me off because she was so enveloped in her excessive email binges. She really is the queen of douchedom.

douchedom by Chizzle Rizzle February 14, 2007

Douchedemic 

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

Douchedemic by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009