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Very thirsty
I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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To be very very thirsty
1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
by Rodam April 28, 2006
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1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate
(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 16, 2011
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when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched
by badgers89 October 11, 2008
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Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!
I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006
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To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.
overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!
by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015
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