douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

by Josh Takko July 31, 2005

douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

by ek9sam December 23, 2011

douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

Douched

VERB - to make sissy-like, or fuck up in a really gay kinda way

*Drew looks at Kevin's myspace* "Dude, Kevin's mom totally douched his myspace."

by Kevinsbaybii December 2, 2007

Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.

Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.

by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021