douched 

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

douched by Josh Takko July 31, 2005

douched 

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

douched by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

douched 

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

douched by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

douched 

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.

My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.

douched by ek9sam December 23, 2011

douched 

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

douched by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

Douched 

VERB - to make sissy-like, or fuck up in a really gay kinda way

*Drew looks at Kevin's myspace* "Dude, Kevin's mom totally douched his myspace."

Douched by Kevinsbaybii December 2, 2007

Douched 

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.

Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.

Douched by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021