Douzi 

It’s a name for someone that has a very small penis.

Douzi have a very small dou.

Douzi by Loclgamut December 3, 2023

la douzi 

Uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of Chinese food.

Chris: Mark, where are you, I haven't seen you for a week? You look thinner!

Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.

Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.

la douzi by Brother Charles January 11, 2010

Dozin 

A slang word most often used to describe any noun that is perceived as good.

Oh my gosh, it was so dozin of you to do the dishes while I was gone.
That burger was dozin.

Dozin by Dozin January 19, 2023

Dounia 

Dounia is actually the best person in the world. She is the nicest and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is so funny you'll have tears running down your face from laughing so hard!

Wow I wish I was Dounia she's amazing!

Dounia by pootlolxd June 13, 2018

Dougie B 

The best drill rapper from the Bronx, NY. He gets sturdy quite often and is always geeked off a perk.

Dougie B ain't nobody bigger than he you huuuurrrddd.

Dougie B by Dthangggg September 12, 2021

doujin 

Short for doujinshi. Officially it means any independently published manga, but it's widely used around the interwebs to refer to hentai works.

Dave: Need to fap, give doujins please.
Bob: Go to pixiv and find some, ya filthy animal.

doujin by Solarys January 3, 2018

Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.

unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.

Doujin logic by doujin masta February 14, 2012