by RickySparkles307 November 15, 2022
by zxcvbnmmju November 11, 2012
by Scarah_84 November 17, 2010
Uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of Chinese food.
Chris: Mark, where are you, I haven't seen you for a week? You look thinner!
Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.
Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.
Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.
Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.
by Brother Charles January 11, 2010
A phrase used to tell people to intoxicate women or girls for the purpose of sex or torture. Commonly used by perverts and pedophiles as a way to secretly communicate their disgusting intentions in way that comes off as innocent by the general public.
by RickySparkles307 November 16, 2022
Douzi have a very small dou.
by Loclgamut December 04, 2023