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It’s a name for someone that has a very small penis.
Douzi have a very small dou.
Douzi by Loclgamut December 3, 2023
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la douzi 

Uncontrollable diarrhea, mostly liquid in varying colors and scents, exiting in shotgun-spread fashion as a result of eating excessive amounts of Chinese food.
Chris: Mark, where are you, I haven't seen you for a week? You look thinner!

Mark: I know, I've had la douzi so I haven't been able to leave the bathroom.

Chris: Maybe you should borrow some of Alex's la douzi antibiotics.
la douzi by Brother Charles January 11, 2010
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A slang word most often used to describe any noun that is perceived as good.
Oh my gosh, it was so dozin of you to do the dishes while I was gone.
That burger was dozin.
Dozin by Dozin January 19, 2023
Dounia is actually the best person in the world. She is the nicest and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is so funny you'll have tears running down your face from laughing so hard!
Wow I wish I was Dounia she's amazing!
Dounia by pootlolxd June 13, 2018

Dougie B 

The best drill rapper from the Bronx, NY. He gets sturdy quite often and is always geeked off a perk.
Dougie B ain't nobody bigger than he you huuuurrrddd.
Dougie B by Dthangggg September 12, 2021
Short for doujinshi. Officially it means any independently published manga, but it's widely used around the interwebs to refer to hentai works.
Dave: Need to fap, give doujins please.
Bob: Go to pixiv and find some, ya filthy animal.
doujin by Solarys January 3, 2018

Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.
unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
Doujin logic by doujin masta February 14, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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