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Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS
"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"
Douschette by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010
Words you can keep

Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.
Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.
Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!
greg doucette by tiawc December 1, 2020

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.
Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

Doucheten 

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning
Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten
Doucheten by doucheten September 9, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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