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Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS
"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"
Douschette by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010
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Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.
Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.
Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!
greg doucette by tiawc December 1, 2020

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.
Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

Doucheten 

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning
Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten
Doucheten by doucheten September 9, 2007
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