douchetted 

an employee taking advantage of an employer continually

We were douchetted

douchetted by AProprietor November 23, 2020

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

Doucheweed 

A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.

Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?

Doucheweed by Barnabus McAwesomeballs January 18, 2011

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

Fuckass Douchetard by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007