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Douchester 

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.
That Kevin is such a douchester!
Douchester by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

Doucheberg 

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

Douchestain 

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.
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Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).