douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".

what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!

by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010

douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 05, 2008

douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.

Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.

by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008

douchette

an ignorant girl; stupid girl

"That douchette kicked me in the shin."

by Poast-Toastee September 10, 2003

Douchette

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

by DarkSpirit82 June 05, 2009

Douchette

The female version of a douchebag.

That chick from the Jersey Shore is such a douchette.

by Lp123 June 07, 2011

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009