Definitions by mojoroum

Derpscrolling

Mindlessly scrolling social media comment sections just to witness how stupid people can be.

I was going to read a book, but I spent two hours derpscrolling YouTube comments instead.

Derpscrolling by mojoroum December 27, 2025

Mogrammer 

A Mormon computer programmer. Normally, lives in a new housing development in Saratoga Springs with 4 kids. Commutes to his company's office in Thanksgiving Point. Likes React. Hates Angular. Wants to be a data scientist and code more functionally. Hates OOP and Agile. Will switch jobs in 6 months to work at a neighboring company 50ft away in the Thanksgiving Point area. Also loves to get crazy wasted on Mountain Dew.

I'm at the Starbucks in Lehi, and it feels like a tech incubator. Mogrammers galore, all writing iOS apps for MLMs.

Mogrammer by mojoroum February 16, 2019

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

Poor Loko

A beverage made from mixing an energy drink and alcohol. Popular at nightclubs that play bootie-themed hip hop or house music. Also popular with binge drinking sorority and fraternity members. A spin on the now-infamous and banned Four Loko drink.

I hear there's a punch bowl full of Poor Loko over at the Lambda Lambda Lambda party tonight. Let's get wasted bro!

Poor Loko by mojoroum November 21, 2010

malignorance

Malicious ignorance.

During the negotiation, my counterpart was acting mean, but was obviously ignorant of the issues. He was acting with malignorance.

malignorance by mojoroum April 28, 2008