(verb)
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or
snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the
snow are dipshits who think their
car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy
snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the
snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the
snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as
people go douching through the
snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!