A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
by Douchinator! September 21, 2011
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Get the douchington mug.one who has dedicated their life to eviscerating and exterminating known douchebags, often times doing so with hurtful words or slanderous remarks.
Alex is a real douchernator, the way he made fun of those douchebags was legendary to say the least.
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