douchenado

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Douchenado

Refers to a person (usually male) who is such big a douche bag that they can be considered a Douche Aficionado.

how you doing, douchenado (under your breath)

by Sam Minnella January 6, 2017

douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

Douchendorf

The place where douchebags and assholes move to.

After Ryan was done dozepokin Amanda, they went back home to Douchendorf!

by JBPhoto October 20, 2009

Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011