douchiary 

do deal with douches

"going to the post office is a douchiary"

douchiary by ian Templar February 19, 2009

Douchiary 

adj. Of or pertaining to the "douche-ness" of a person, and a drastic symptom of "bitchassness".

-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura

-Typical of a male castmember of "The Real World"

Karl's remark was obscenely douchiary. After blasting his load in his ecology student's ass he proclaimed "Get me some fucking Wendy's or get out!"

Douchiary by Heidi's blow away cow January 21, 2010

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

republican douchery 

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

douchery by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

Douchiano 

a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.

new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.

new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.

Douchiano by KSTA August 24, 2018

urban douchenary 

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009