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Douchepot

The douche of all douches that spawns more douches by influencing them with their douchiness.
Jon from Jon and Kate Plus Eight is a douchepot. He's inspired other semi-douches to become full-time douches by wearing Ed Hardy and not paying child support.
by jablesandcage August 9, 2010
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douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).
Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.
by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011
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douchebomb

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".
by popculturista June 13, 2008
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DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
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