douchepoint 

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

douchepoint by andy1 June 12, 2005

douche point

When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.

I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.

douche point by BNLgrl July 27, 2016

douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

doucheportunist 

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

doucheportunist by Most Notably May 9, 2011

DOUCHEPON 

an insult, combining the words "douche" and "tampon" i have never heard "tampon" being used as an insult, but its still funny....

God, *insert name here*, your such a douchepon!

DOUCHEPON by crakkab242 August 22, 2007

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

DoucheCoin by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

ducheprint 

The total amount of ducheness left behind directly or indirectly by a duchebag when they interact on an internet forum.

Because jim uses the internet day and night to voice his opinions his ducheprint is rather large.

ducheprint by Riderman44 November 18, 2011