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Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag
"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."
Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchejockey 

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?
douchejockey by el douche-o August 4, 2009

douchemuckery 

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery
I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery
douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026