an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
"hey bro, I am gonnago tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.