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Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag
"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."
Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchejockey 

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?
douchejockey by el douche-o August 4, 2009

douchemuckery 

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery
douchemuckery by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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