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douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemongerer 

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.
douchemongerer by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

DoucheMonger 

One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
DoucheMonger by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.
ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"
Douchemover by abbddejt August 22, 2009

Douchemongery

Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.
The man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
douche mother by Jane Brane January 6, 2008