An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.
by 25AE7-25BA4 December 27, 2007
Get the douchemother mug.1. A person who hordes used douches.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
by Elix March 29, 2005
Get the douchemonger mug.One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.
by douchekiller. August 25, 2009
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Get the Douchemover mug.Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.
by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010
Get the Douchemongery mug.Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
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