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douchepocalypse 

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douchepocalypse 

A showering or cleansing of the World on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.
"Sign of the coming douchepocalypse" or "The douchepocalypse is upon us."
douchepocalypse by novacodova March 7, 2009

douchepocalypse 

1: When you're in a place or situation that is similar to the idea of hell/armageddon/apocalype due to complete disinterest/dislike in the ongoing activities/people.
If a rich city guy walks into a hick town bar with a couple freinds and saw all the hillbillies. "One word guys.....Douchepocalypse"

If a group of cool kids/jocks accidently walk into in a nerd convention on calculators. They would say "Its a douchepocalypse"
douchepocalypse by Altazink May 13, 2010

Doucheocalypse 

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.
Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

douchepacalypse

Used to describe a large gathering of undesirable people.
One word, made up: Douchepacalypse. -Barney Stintson
douchepacalypse by GothicHarajuku November 25, 2010

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010
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