douchapotamus 

a hungry hungry douche

That fat bitch at walmart was such a douchapotamus

douchapotamus by captain big down low September 20, 2011

Doucheapotamus 

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

Doucheapotamus by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

Douchopotamus 

One who is behaving like a really large douche bag. More ill-tempered than a mere douche bag.

Tom was being such a douchopotamus today. Way worse than usual.

Douchopotamus by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010

doucheopotamus 

A specific person who is behaving like a real jack-ass or huge douche!

Eventually they both are attacked by a wild doucheopotamus and mauled n raped to death

doucheopotamus by BigBossanova August 4, 2011

doucheapotamus  

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

doucheapotamus by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009

Douchopotamus 

Someone who is a big fat douche...

Look at that Douchopotamus over there. If she forgets to stop chewing when she finishes that sub she's going to gnaw her hands off.

Douchopotamus by Frozen Goat November 13, 2011