Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009

douchiness

Of or pertaining to characteristics of a douche.

The level of douchiness is unparalleled, what is with those rims?

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

douchiner

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.

Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.

by V Juice July 2, 2009

DOUCHESS OF yORK

a ROYAL DOUCHE. Rich bitches who are douches. Someone particularly douchey. A royal pain in the ass.

Marylynn walks around like she is the fucking douchess of york.

by Jolo7179 June 21, 2012