Doucheblind

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.

During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.

by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

DoucheLander

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.

Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.

by Pennylane September 5, 2013

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009