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Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009
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Doucheblind 

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.
During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.
Doucheblind by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

Douchenigger 

A combination between a "douchebag" and a "nigger". A horrible insult to call someone.
Hey look at that douchenigger over there!
Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010

Douchebangable 

One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable

Michelle:*nods*

douchemonger 

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
douchemonger by Elix March 29, 2005

douchelganger 

The douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (From the slang "DOUCHEbag" + the German "doppelGANGER" meaning someone who resembles someone else.)
Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.
douchelganger by alex2000 May 24, 2009

DoucheLander 

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.
After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.
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