Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009
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During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.
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by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010
Get the Douchenigger mug.One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
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2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
by Elix March 29, 2005
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Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.
by alex2000 May 24, 2009
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