Dostex

Snuggling in a yurt

Dude1: Hey I did dostex last night
Dude2: coool man 😎

by Fishtankpebbles May 7, 2021

Dystextlia

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Dystextopsia

(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.

Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."

by Panchakarma March 3, 2011

dystextlia

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007