Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Dystextic

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

distentcity

The act of being distant emotionally.

She was practicing her "distentcity" to obtain his attention.

by R2CUL8_1 February 9, 2018