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doster

To expend a great deal of effort trying to undo the unfortunate (although hilarious) consequences of one's prior outlandish actions (usually pertaining to Mr. Joseph Smith, our esteemed prophet).
Man, he'll really have to doster that comment from the lecture at BYU about his fourteen wives.
by Cornelius Vanderbilt March 16, 2007
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Doster

Someone who attempts to convince people that they are a decent person while in reality they are complete sociopaths. A 'doster' will do anything to squeeze into every social circle they can only to be booted as soon as they are recognized or found out. Their only permanent friends are other dosters. They will use each other up and then continue to seek refuge in other circles. Dosters attempt to gain trust, and then use that to manipulate relationships and then squeeze them for whatever they may be worth. A dosters goal in manipulating can range from valuables such as cash and drugs, and undetected passage into another social circle so that the cycle may continue.
Guy1: hey, did you see the doster that showed up at the party last night?
Guy2: yea, someone recognized them and told them to go.
Guy1: thank god. We dont need any dosters trying to infultrate our group and start all that dramatic bull.

Example 2:
Girl1: i can't believe that girl stole my ipod and cash after i let her crash at my pad!
Girl2: I told you she was a doster.

Girl1: i really thought she was trust worthy!
Girl2: everyone does at some point. Thats why shes a doster!
by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011
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Doster

Some cool dude that likes filming shit. A lover of Chick-Fil-A and facial hair, a hater of whistling. A human tank with many cameras. Wearer of CBTV shirts.
Doster
Filmer
Eater
CBTV shirt wearer
by Durt Koster September 15, 2011
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usually refers to someone who is albino and has some crazy awesome piano skills. they like violets.
"he likes the taste of soap."
"dude, he's a total doster. that's so cool!"
by Pina colada December 13, 2008
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Dosser

A American heavyweight boxer, who uses the excuse my ring walk outfit was too heavy, as a excuse for his demolition in a world heavyweight fight against Tyson Fury.
by Tyson fury fan February 26, 2020
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Dosser

Dosser is a word to describe heavyweight boxer Deontay Wilder who was schooled over 12 rounds of Boxing by The Gypsy King Tyson Fury.

He somehow managed to get a home town decision even tho he was totally dominated by Fury.
"Look it's that big dosser Wilder, The King of the Bumsquad pretending he is a windmill again."
"Who's that bum embarrassing himself ?It's that dosser who nobody knew until the Gyspy King gave him a pay day."

British Dossers :
AJ aka Bambi on Ice
David Price ( Future Bouncer at Mothercare)

Joe "RoboCop" Joyce

Dillian " Im Hard" Whyte
by IronedOut July 17, 2019
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dosser

A useless mismanaged WBC heavyweight champion who talks shit and hasnt beaten anybody noteworthy in his entire career
You're getting knocked the fuck out you useless dosser
by noobiwan March 1, 2019
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