Distextlia
Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia
Distextlia by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008
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Dystextlia
A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.
Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018
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dystextia
Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
dystextia by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010
dystextlia
Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.
Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."
dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008
Distextia
When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007
Distextict
When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.
Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014
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dystextia by Sonny Daze May 22, 2011
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