Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

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Dystextlia

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

by SJC85 December 3, 2018

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dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

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dystextlia

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

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Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

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