doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine
When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"
by Bia 2 September 24, 2003
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doochess

A girl who likes to lick the part of skin between your balls and butthole.

That doochess loved my cheesy dooch.
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
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