Dongblast

To have vigorous sex with.

"Last night I dongblasted your mom right after I got done dongblasting your sister"

Dongblast by HornyDevil June 4, 2012

Dongbeater 

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

Dongbeater by gus89 April 8, 2011

Douglaston 

Douglaston is a small town in New York city, in Queens. It includes Douglaston Manor, a collection of 600 houses, one public Elementary School, a park, a "Yacht" Club, and a dock. Douglaston teenagers spend their time doing one of three things. Going to school which occupies their winter, but during the summer participating in sailing camp at the Douglaston dock sailing in Optis, Lasers, Blue Jays, or Pixels. If not that, they're at the Douglaston club playing tennis or practicing on the swim team. Every July, either on the 3rd and 4th or 4th and 5th, Douglaston holds the DMA (Douglaston Manor Association) games, which include swimming on the first day, with other children in your age group and track and field on the second day. Douglaston is a very rich, formal, expensive town where the kids act like perfect little angels but are really crackheads and freaks

Adult:Oh my goodness! you're so well mannered of course you're from Douglaston
Teen: thank you ma'am, and yes

once adult leaves teen goes to friends

Teen: yo biatchezz let's PARTY. watever the f we want we'll get it bitch.

Douglaston by _dougggie... July 3, 2008

dongbat 

1. Too stupid to qualify as a dingbat.
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!

Michelle Bachman is a dongbat!

That person is so stupid they must have been smacked in the head with a dongbat!

See the flat spot on her head? That's where she got pummled with athe dongbat!

That guy is dumb enough to qualify for dongbat.

dongbat by Kimbiwa June 29, 2011

douglaston, queens 

One of the nicest places in Queens. You are a train ride away from Manhattan & a few short steps from long island. Everyone that is Catholic went to St. Francis Prep or St. Marys--while the rest of the populaton attended Cardozo High School. unlike everyone else there, we're actually zoned to go thereYou hated taking the bus because the bus stop was miles away from your actual house. You've grown up with everyone from your neighborhood and can identify them by what street they live on. You've been to the Douglaston Memorial Day Parade or the St. Anastaia Carnival more then once. You know what the club is and know people that are members. When you finally grew up and didn't have to sneak hanging out at Bay Terrace, by the bay or drinking at one of your Manor friend's houses, you started haninging out at BK Sweeneys. You get insulted when people say you're from Little Neck and you can't figure out how if you're from queens its quicker to drive to any place on long island then some place in your borough. You went to PS98 and not PS221. You know that trademarks of your town are the BIG Toys 'r Us or the fact that the Manor is now "historical site". Everyone knows everybody and everyones business. Nooene ever heard of your town and but you're proud of it.

Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston Douglaston, Queens!!

douglaston, queens by douglastonbaby January 5, 2006

Dongtastic 

exactly like fantastic but more sexual

"thats freaking dongtastic mate.."
how fucking dontastic..

Dongtastic by Bexiwex June 9, 2009

dongmaster 

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

dongmaster by Jimmy James April 10, 2003