dontastic

adj. 1. To be full of fail, failure. 2. Similar to Trial and Error, but with all trials ending in horrible errors, see Don's birth. 3. Similar to democrat. 4. If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are dontastic.

dontastic by donftl January 1, 2008

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Dynasticles

Upon striking a male in the testicles that hard that their ancestors even feel it. Thats right even the women. Even if they are only 1% related to that male, all of his ancestors will feel it

Guy 1: OH MY TESTICLES, WHERE DID THIS PAIN COME FROM
Guy 2: You probably just got hit in the dynasticles man. It's no big deal
Guy 1: DAMMIT I HATE THIS, IT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
*A faint shout is heard in the distance by a women saying "ouch!"
Guy 2: Oh hey, looks like someone is related to you.

Dynasticles by Its not wrong, its different. July 6, 2018

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Splendiferously Wontastical

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.

1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.

Splendiferously Wontastical by Panthergirl092789 July 5, 2009