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1. Too stupid to qualify as a dingbat.
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!
Michelle Bachman is a dongbat!

That person is so stupid they must have been smacked in the head with a dongbat!

See the flat spot on her head? That's where she got pummled with athe dongbat!

That guy is dumb enough to qualify for dongbat.
dongbat by Kimbiwa June 29, 2011
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An armbar applied by Donk Sik Yoon and is rumored to be taught to him by God who, momentarily, found himself caught in one and was obliged to tap. The DongBar is rumored to be stronger than the Ricksonbar.
Person 1:Dude, did you see the Dongbar last night?

Person 2: I tried but the awesomeness blinded me for several seconds.
dongbar by kakalukia November 15, 2007

Dongbeater 

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner
Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.
Dongbeater by gus89 April 8, 2011
No I didn't dingbat listen! I said Brooke is your mother speaking-
Get your finger out of my face!
Dingbat by burnedgrucci August 23, 2020
A ridiculous, silly or stupid person.

The word 'dingbat' originally refers to to a character or symbol used in typesetting which gives an instruction to the printer. These should be removed before the text is published, but were occasionally left in by mistake. The character made no sense to non-typesetters and the association of "dingbat" with "nonsense" and "forgetfulness" carried over to describe people.
Julia's such a dingbat, I asked her to buy me yogurt and she got me cream.

This end of year report is riddled with inaccuracies. Looks like we've got a dingbat in the mix.

(sarchastic) Nice one Paul, a spectacular display of ding-battery.
Dingbat by StaticRabbit January 14, 2010
A term used to describe a very stupid or unintelligent action or person. Has nothing to do with bats or ding.

Synonyms are: dumb, stupid, brainless etc.
Hope asked Emily what a dingbat was since Emily calls her a dingbat very often. Emily then reposponded by calling Hope a dingbat.
Dingbat by E.W! December 7, 2015
flying dogs that respond to high pitched girly screams
AHH! there are dogbats coming
dogbats by jeremiah sugapong April 20, 2007