Ditch, diTch, ditcH

Ditch, diTch, ditcH

Ditch, diTch, ditcH

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Ditch Chicken

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.

Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”

by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022

Sick Ditch

Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.

We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.

by Mysterious Dr.X December 8, 2014

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

Ring dong ditch

The foiled tradition of the ding dong ditch which is slowly dying due to the Ring doorbell. Pranksters who attempt the ding dong ditch are now caught on camera when they hit a Ring household. And, with the built-in motion sensor in the Ring, the flaming bag of dog pooh is now a dying prank.

Sky TP'd a house last weekend with his friends. To get him back, the victim of the TP pulled a ding dong ditch at 2:49am, though they were cold-busted by the Ring. Caught full on video footage, so Sky's parents made a call to Jamie's parents and shared the video - Ring dong ditch. Busted!

by the comand'r May 30, 2019