Discolexic 

A broad term defining a dancing disability that impairs a person's fluency or accuracy in being able to pull fly moves, check his/her bad self, and generally leads the person to look like a silly sod.

Did you check Jeff last night? He was falling all over the floor, maybe we should get him looked at, I think he might be Discolexic.

Discolexic by J'aime Ferrero January 3, 2011

Discolexia 

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

dicklexic 

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

Disclexic by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

dicklexic 

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

dicklexic by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dishlexic 

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

dishlexic by Lok Stok November 26, 2010