Discolexia

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The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

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dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

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dishlexia

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

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Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

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Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

Disclexic by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

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Urban Dicslexia

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.

Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.

Urban Dicslexia by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

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Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

Dicklexia by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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