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The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.
-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009
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