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Discal

Something frustating, irritating or infuriating.
Mainly used for things that are out of ones control.
"bro did you even shuffle? my hand of cards is discal"
by Daniel Vkains February 17, 2026
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Discadia

Discadia;

Self titled Head Moderator of the Urban Chat Room, Chat-Buddy.

Homosexual, manic depressive, online-predator, naive male-hunting, university drop out.

Male who has a history of failed online relationships and has no public standing in society.

A person who is deluded in thinking that they have some life experience and moral high-ground.

A failure in life.
"Who's killing Chat-Buddy? That's a silly question... It's Discadia"
by VerminWatch May 13, 2013
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dismality

Something that one has done that is considered dismal.
CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"
by Kevin the Cardboard Box March 5, 2021
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Disnalysis

The deep, thorough analysis of characters, themes, events, etc. presented in works by Disney
Disnerd No. 1: The truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric. Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.
Disnerd No. 2: That's some hardcore Disnalysis.
by disnerd#2 October 10, 2013
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The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”
by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009
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Disclaimer

A statement that denies that nothing is wrong
Just a disclaimer, No ducks were ever harmed in the making of the duck songs.
by Johnny bob999988885555 May 10, 2021
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Discare

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.
Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...
by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010
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