Dirty Hernan 

The act of inserting a penis into a constipated persons ass then proceeding to have sex till they either shit themself or block the back door worse. If successful this is usually followed by rubbing the dick onto her upper lip to make a mustache.

"Man did you see how he pulled the Dirty Hernan to help her stomach"

Dirty Hernan by .Vortex April 8, 2024

Dirty Hernandez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.

In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.

Dirty Hernandez by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Dirty Hernandez 

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

Dirty Hernandez by John Salchichon Rambo April 16, 2008

Dirty Herman 

A vulgar sexual act consisting of missionary-style intercourse when upon climax the male jumps up onto their partner, letting loose his fluids all over his target and the surrounding area, right before spinning around and taking a large shit on her upper-chest/facial region.

That whore cheated on me, so I fucked her hard then gave her a dirty herman. She was so fucked in the head, she went to the hospital crying and shit-covered.

Dirty Herman by Drakari December 31, 2006

Dirty Herman 

When you are at a club and someone sits on your hand then you rub that finger under the sitter's nose.

Anne gave Becky a Dirty Herman and never apologized.

Dirty Herman by YowNow May 15, 2008

Dirty Hernandez 

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

Dirty Hernandez by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

dirty hernandez 

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

dirty hernandez by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005