herman

Famous and best portrait on Canvas, he likes Wurstsemmeln.

Yo let's draw a herman on canvas.

by being used by someone else September 30, 2012

herman

a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!

dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!

by the Sam man April 17, 2008

herman

Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt.

If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.

by Clint Beastwood6 November 08, 2011

herman

nickname for a penis that is small

She called my penis "herman"... I think that makes it small.

by englishschoolmarm March 23, 2008

herman

A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active

Those hermans sure are rocking that car

by _nameless_ May 29, 2009

herman

insult, person wearing their hat loosely, limbless jewish grandma playing heavy metal in the rain wearing white t-shirts

You herman!

That guy is a herman.

Grandma stop being a herman!

by loce March 09, 2009

herman

Nickname given to German nationals by American servicemen stationed there. It's an obvious play on their proper name.

"Sergeant Johnson got his ass kicked by a drunk Herman frau at the bar last night."

by 556fmj April 18, 2008